The “Dirty” Cruise

Set Sail for Sauciness: The “Dirty” Cruise!

All aboard for an evening of mischievous delight! Our “Dirty” Cruise promises to be the highlight of your hen weekend, blending sightseeing with cheeky entertainment. Picture your bride tribe laughing, dancing, and perhaps blushing a little as you glide along the water, creating an electric atmosphere that’s simply perfect for celebrating the bride-to-be.

What’s included

• Exclusive boat hire for your hen party
• Professional, charismatic “Dirty” Cruise host(s) to guide your entertainment
• Hilarious adult-themed games and challenges
• Sound system for your favourite hen party anthems
• Opportunity to purchase drinks from the onboard bar
• Scenic views from the comfort of your private vessel

Why your hens will love it

This isn’t just a boat ride; it’s an interactive spectacle designed to get everyone giggling and bonding. The “Dirty” Cruise offers a fantastic blend of outrageous fun and relaxed camaraderie, breaking the ice and sparking plenty of photo opportunities. It’s the ultimate way to let loose and celebrate in style, guaranteeing high spirits and roaring laughter from start to finish.

Perfect for

• Hens with a good sense of humour and a playful spirit
• Groups looking for unique, adult-themed entertainment
• Those who enjoy a mix of sightseeing and structured fun
• Medium to large hen parties wanting an exclusive experience

Good to know

• The cruise typically runs for 1.5 to 2 hours.
• Specific meeting point details will be provided upon booking confirmation, usually near a central pier.
• Casual but festive attire is recommended – think comfortable shoes for dancing!
• Minimum group size usually applies, please enquire for details.

Frequently asked questions

How long does it last? The “Dirty” Cruise usually lasts between 1.5 and 2 hours, offering plenty of time for fun and festivities.

What should we wear? Dress comfortably and ready to party! Fun, festive outfits are always encouraged, but we recommend sensible shoes for moving around the boat.

Can we customise it? Yes — we can often tailor aspects of the “Dirty” Cruise to your group’s preferences. Please contact The Hendo Ideas team to discuss bespoke options.

How do we book? To secure your spot on this unforgettable “Dirty” Cruise, simply click the ‘Book Now’ button above!